Track 02 on album Box Office Poison  (2003)

Get a letter, can you open it?
Without tearing what's inside of it?
Good news: Checks
Bad news: Bills
Cutting through paper
I know scissors make it tough
I can show you other stuff
There are ways of cutting through
You didn't know but now you do
Good news: check
Bad news: Bills
...Letter opener
 

01.  Snowman
02.  Letter Opener
03.  Angelman
04.  She's A Stayer
05.  Office
08.  Untitled
11.  Untitled (Unlisted)