Track 01 on album From Under The Cork Tree  (2005)

Brothers and sisters, put this record down
Take my advice ('cause we are bad news)
We will leave you high and dry
It's not worth the hearing you'll lose

It's just past day and I'm feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, "Do not open before Christmas."

We're only liars, but we're the best (we're the best)
We're only good for the latest trend
We're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense

Brothers and sisters, yeah, put these words down
Into a notebook (there worth liking)
We're friends when you're on your knees
Make them dance like we were shooting their feet

It's just past day, and I'm feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, "Do not open before Christmas."

We're only liars, but we're the best (we're the best)
We're only good for the latest trend
We're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense

We're only liars, but we're the best
We're only good for the latest trend

We're only liars, but we're the best
We're only good for the latest trend
We're only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense
 

01.  Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
02.  Of All The Gin Joints In All The World
03.  Dance, Dance
04.  Sugar, We're Goin Down
05.  Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner
06.  I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (summer Song)
07.  7 Minutes In Heaven (atavan Halen)
08.  Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year
09.  Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
10.  I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
11.  A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"
12.  Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)
13.  Xo